Glendon Capital’s Matt Barrett coughs up $22 million on the Pacific Palisades Riviera

Although we’d love to stay and play with y’all today, Yolanda has a fancy-pants party to attend tonight and thus we’ve got our hair up in rollers and a terrycloth robe ’round our shoulders while Leslie — our personal makeup applier slash miracle worker — contours our face, square millimeter by square millimeter. After all, […]

Turns out Ashton Kutcher is quite the real estate baller

A few short days ago, Yolanda blabbed about high-paid actor/budding tech investor Ashton Kutcher’s new $10 million beach house on Carpinteria’s prodigiously pricey Padaro Lane. We also chatted about Mr. Kutcher and wifey Mila Kunis’s $10 million main residence in a private, celeb-soaked community called Hidden Valley in the Beverly Hills Post Office neighborhood. At […]

Kimora Lee Simmons busts out $25 million for a Beverly Park beast

In case y’all didn’t know, fashion designer/TV personality/Ferrari-driving Kimora Lee Simmons is one tough and very rich cookie and she isn’t about to let little people problems like an international money-laundering scandal and an (allegedly!) failing fashion line stop her from living her very best life. To that end, she’s just slammed down a billionaire-worthy […]

Monday Quickie: Cheryl Hines & Robert Kennedy Jr. buy in Brentwood and sell Malibu casa to socialite Lyndie Benson

Listen kiddies, we’ve got a bazillion things to do and these toenails are not going to paint themselves. So today, instead of being long-winded and slip-sliding into pointless digressions, we’re gonna keep it on the straight, narrow, and boring. We’ll be back to our usual eggheaded self shortly, promise. So here we go. Curb Your Enthusiasm actress […]

Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis stealthily spend $10 million cash on Carpinteria’s Padaro Lane

Oceanfront resort towns like Laguna Beach and Malibu have long been famous for their prototypical perfect SoCal weather, their gorgeous Pacific vistas, and their stunning (for California, at least) beaches. Not to mention their many famous residents and punishingly pricey real estate. But the somewhat secluded nature of both cities — both are accessible via […]

Guggenheim’s Alexandra Court antes up $13 million for a piece of Pacific Palisades history

As y’all should already know, Yolanda and several other of our real estate gossip compadres recently discussed the record-shredding $85,000,000 purchase of David Geffen’s sprawling Malibu compound by Dodgers owner Mark Walter. A short while ago, while compiling information about the sale, Yolanda stumbled across something that we found a bit odd. The Malibu house, […]

Dodgers owner Mark Walter shatters the Malibu real estate record with his $85 million splurge

Ever since David Geffen’s major-league Carbon Beach (or Billionaire’s Beach to you plebes) estate sold for a sanity-defying $85 million, rumors have run rampant about who the buyer could be. Yolanda first heard the new owner was a couple from Texas. Then came whispers it was a fellow from South America. Well, life is funny sometimes. As […]