It took a long, long time, but now it finally happened. You may recall a couple months ago, when Yolanda was discussing the I-am-very-rich-bitch Mr. Trent Reznor’s new $17 million pad in Mandeville Canyon, we mentioned that he also owned an ocean view house just above Malibu’s coveted Point Dume area that he was having […]
Month: June 2016
“Rented lifestyle” guru Christy Bamber flips her (owned) Trousdale Estates house
Listen, everyone, Yolanda is sick like a dog today so we’re going to be uncharacteristically brief with this one because we need to go kneel before the porcelain goddess once again. But we digress! Here we have a young blonde lady from Nashville named Christy Bamber. Miss Bamber has a fairly popular Instagram account (18,000 […]
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Tom Cruise sells his former Mexican mafia princess house to Leon Black for $38 million
This has been rumored to infinity and beyond already, but Yolanda would like to inform y’all that property records now confirm that weirdo actor Mr. Crucero sold his big Beverly Hills mansion to multi-billionaire financier Leon Black and his wife Debra earlier this month. However, unlike celebrity gossip kingpin TMZ, which reported the deal was […]
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Daryl Hannah sells Malibu ranch to her boyfriend Neil Young
We know our Mama over at Variety already broke this story, but we’re gonna throw in our two cents because we just can’t resist. Malibu is more than the media cracks it up to be. It’s not just celebrities lounging on the sand, sauntering into Nobu, and perhaps “accidentally” exposing themselves to the paps. It’s […]
Brendan Iribe spends $30 million in Laguna Beach
Yolanda might receive a bit of hate-mail about this one because this sale actually happened nearly two years ago. But it’s a chance we’re willing to take both because we want to write about it and because we’re traveling right now so we need a good quickie (story). So very kindly shut your traps. Anyway, […]
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Patrick Soon-Shiong: Profile of a Real Estate Baller
Our story on Bren Simon last week was so successful (by hits) that we’re considering adding the “Real Estate Baller profile” as a weekly or bi-weekly feature. We’re not sure yet. Was that story popular because of the profile thingy or just because there’s a lot of “fans” who want to read about Mrs. Simon, […]
The richest LA couple you’ve never heard of
It’s a painfully hot day in SoCal, but Yolanda’s got the perfect tonic to keep ya iced down. We’re heading out to Malibu for a quick stroll along the beach. Probably the most common question we’ve received since we started this hot mess of a blog is why we only concentrate on Los Angeles-area properties. […]
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Kevin Hart’s very unfunny house in Tarzana
We’re not sure how this made headlines in between all the truly terrible happenings last week. But as you might have heard, pint-sized comedian/actor Kevin Hart’s house was burglarized. The thieves, apparently, made off with $500,000 in jewelry. What a tragedy. Our hearts wail. For the insurer, that is. We couldn’t care less about Mr. […]
Kola Aluko’s Last Stand
Our esteemed Rabbi Hedda LaCasa reminded us of something important. About how there’s other, far more significant issues happening in the world at this very moment. More significant than our mindless real estate gossip drivel, that’s for sure. Unfortunately, we neglected to mention anything about the recent Orlando tragedy yesterday. It’s times like this when […]
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Bren Simon: Profile of a Real Estate Baller
Most folks barrel right through the desolate highway truck-stop town of El Paso, Arkansas without giving it a glance. And really, why would they? With the exception of a few ramshackle old farm houses, a small handful of mobile homes, a McDonald’s and a thrift shop, there ain’t nothin’ there but cows and grasslands. Yep, […]