Harry Styles pays $7 million for a new Los Angeles house in an ultra-top-secret deal

For some odd reason, Yolanda always seems to wind up with the exclusives about those One Direction boys. At least when it comes to their real estate purchases. Not that we’re normally one to toot our own horn (okay, we kinda are) but we were the first to tell you kiddies about Niall Horan’s house in the Hollywood Hills, Louis Tomlinson’s Calabasas compound, and Harry Styles secretly selling his LA starter house up in the Beverly Hills Post Office area. Now we have something extra-special for y’all One Direction fans. They’ve always been our favorite fanbase, as we’ve stated before.

Ever since we first discovered that Mr. Styles unloaded his house at a whopping $830,000 loss, something has been nagging at your gurl. We couldn’t help but feel we were missing an important piece of the puzzle. But just what we were missing eluded us, at least at first. We just knew something was off.

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Mr. Styles’ bygone house in the Beverly Hills Post Office

Think about it. Why would Mr. Styles dump his LA house at a major loss? For that matter, why would he sell his LA house at all? It’s not as if he needs the cash. And it’s not as if he’s leaving LA — he’s well-known to spend a great deal of time living here. Indeed, according to the Harry Styles Updates Twitter feed, he’s been out here for the past several weeks.

Selling the house at a substantial loss off-market seemed to indicate one of two things to Yolanda. Either he was desperate to unload it, or he wanted to sell it very quietly and didn’t care if his wallet took a wallop in the process.

But why did he want to sell it uber-quietly and off-market when he probably could’ve gotten more had he officially listed it? Although we couldn’t comprehend it at first, at Yolanda is now certain we know the answer. You see, Mr. Styles had very stealthily already purchased a new home in Los Angeles. And he didn’t want anyone to know he was switching residences.

When we first caught wind Mr. Styles’ uber-stealthy home purchase and discovered it had happened nearly seven months ago, we almost didn’t believe it. Yolanda has been monitoring the LA real estate game for many moons, after all. We’ve never seen a celebrity — particularly a big-name celeb like Mr. Styles — get away with buying a new house for that long. It’s just unheard-of, particularly in the gossip-driven world that is Southern California. Nothing remains secret like that for such a lengthy period of time.

But it’s true. Somehow, Mr. Styles’ new purchase went undetected for the better part of a year. And but for a little bit of craftiness and a whole lot of luck, even your gurl Yolanda Yakketyyak might never have detected it. Yep, our baby boy almost got away with it.

How did he do it? Well, find a comfortable armchair and pour yourself a tall Old Fashioned because we’re gonna tell you.

Mr. Styles’ new, uber-modern house is located in an area that’s technically the Hollywood Hills but is usually referred to as “above the Sunset Strip” because it’s literally a two minute drive from the restaurant-and-nightclub hotspot-laden drag. Property records show the house last sold for $6,870,000 in an off-market transaction way back in January (2016). The home had never officially been on the market, but just a few months prior to the sale it had been offered as a luxury lease.

Now comes the interesting part. Mr. Styles’ old house in the B.H.P.O. was owned through his “Bubble Gum Trust”. His new house was bought by something completely different — a mysterious entity calling itself “HXSIP LLC”. Yolanda is fairly positive that the “SIP” portion of that phrase stands for “Saint Ives Place”. So that leaves “HX”. Hmmm. What could the “H” stand for? We wonder.

It should also be noted that the stated mailing address for this new house’s tax documents is the exact same LA law office to which his old property was also registered. But even more damning then that is the fact the seller of this house was a guy named Drew Fenton. Our Mr. Fenton, bless his heart, happens to be employed as a real estate agent with a boutique firm called Hilton & Hyland. And Mr. Styles’ longtime real estate agent is a guy named Branden Williams who also just happens to be employed at the very same estate agency.

Are you getting a clear picture of how all this bullshiz went down? If not, let Yolanda reenact it for y’all.

HS: “Hey Agent #1, I want a new house but I don’t want anyone to know.”
Agent #1: “Let’s do it. I know this guy who has a super private house in a prime area.”
Agent #2: “Hello?”
Agent #1: “Hey Agent #2, this is Agent #1. Would you consider selling your investment place to Harry for a fat profit?”
Agent #2: “Yeah!”
Agent #1: “Well, Harry, here she blows.”
HS: “I love it! I’ll take it!”

And that, kids, is how easily the deal was done. At least in Yolanda’s messed-up mind.

In case you’re wondering, Mr. Fenton does appear to have made a lot of money on this sale. Records say he paid $4,850,000 for the house back in October 2014 before flipping it to our Mr. Styles just a little over a year later, at a $2 million markup.

By the way, all these “facts” we’ve presented to you are little more than circumstantial evidence. None of it proves that Mr. Styles actually purchased this house. But let Yolanda tell you that not only does she know that Mr. Styles bought this place, we also happen to know that he is currently living in his new house. And we also happen to know for a fact that he paid cold, hard cash. We’re not just merely “sure” that Mr. Styles bought this house. We’d stake our bedazzled life on it.

But we digress far too long! Let’s have a look at the pictures.

The house is one of the most private in all of the Sunset Strip. It sits up a winding driveway shared with three other houses. And it’s the only one of the four that also has its own private driveway gate to its decadently-long secondary driveway. Thanks to mature hedges and a large metal gate, the house is completely invisible even to its next door neighbors.

The three-story house sits on a .25-acre lot with a palm tree-lined motorcourt and two-car garage at the rear and the pool and three levels of entertainment decks around front.

While the tall hedges do block any views from the lagoon-style swimming pool, their function is absolutely necessary for a private guy like Mr. Styles.

Resort-style living out by the pool! There’s also a spacious balcony directly above, up on the second floor.

The second floor of the three-level residence features a large indoor/outdoor living room with silver travertine floors and staged-looking white furniture. The property has views stretching from the skyline of Downtown LA to the Pacific Ocean.

We can’t really tell, but the “gourmet kitchen” appears to have an unusual stone backsplash. This room has more silver traverting floors, granite countertops, and a spacious center work island. There ain’t really no formal dining room, but this house is clearly a bachelor pad so that’s okay.

No good bachelor pad is complete without a cozy home theater! And is that leopard-print carpet, or did Yolanda just imbibe too much too early today? (Hint: it’s the latter).

Not bad, eh? Nice rooftop deck off the master bedroom. That big building sticking up like a pudgy middle finger in the right photo is the legendary Sierra Towers condo complex.

The master bedroom is located on the third floor and has oak floors and a disappearing wall of glass that leads to the aforementioned deck with spectacular westward views.

Like the master bedroom, the master bath isn’t particularly big by conventional mansion standards but it is light-filled and has all the creature comforts one would expect: dual vanities, glass shower w/ rainfall showerhead, separate powder/makeup sitting area, and a soaking tub with a bit of a view.

This house also has one of the more unusual features we’ve ever seen in a Sunset Strip residence. Directly off the master suite, on a rear balcony, there’s a two-hole putting green. Yes, a putting green on the third floor. It sounds bizarrely pointless to your gurl but then we should probably applaud whoever installed this for their creativity.

In addition to the master suite, there are two other luxurious bedrooms for friends, staff, family, etc. While the master is located privately on the third floor, these two appear to be on the second. Somewhere in the 4,100-square-foot structure there’s also a private gym — we think it’s located on the third floor off the master — but we weren’t able to dig up any photos of that particular room.

That’s the way the cookie crumbles, y’all. We regret to inform you that Mr. Styles is not living with Mr. Tomlinson or anyone else at the moment — at least so it would seem.

By the way, should any of you crazy kiddies think it might be cute to roll over to the Sunset Strip and knock on Mr. Styles’ door in the hopes of proclaiming your everlasting love and boundless devotion, please get some sense. Not only is that a real damn stupid thing to do, you ain’t gonna be able to see Mr. Styles’ house at all. You’ll be greeted with towering hedges and a big ass gate and we’re sure there’s also a Fort Knox-level security system. Probably a force field too. It’ll zap your booty cheeks!

Just come over to Yolanda’s place and we’ll gladly slap you for free. Awww! What a great deal. Ain’t we a sweetie?

 

 

127 Comment

  1. Petra says: Reply

    Good location with a major view. I foresee many babes in his future.

    1. A says: Reply

      He’s gay, Petra

      1. b says: Reply

        he’s straight, you dingus

        1. Marco says: Reply

          Dude is in the closet and gay AF.

          1. celine says:

            Nope, sorry. Don’t know where you got that info but it’s wrong.

          2. l says:

            the models he gets with say different

        2. eve says: Reply

          he’s straigh as a circle

        3. Is he really gay? Larry forever!

        4. BUBU says: Reply

          lol he’s gay af

      2. yeet says: Reply

        yes u right

      3. HARRYS RAINBOW (BOO) BEAR says: Reply

        HES GAY PETRA. FMKNREIORJERIOJFERWIJDSJDSJEW
        DO I NEED TO LIST OFF THE FACTS FOR YOU? (1) HARRY SAID “NOT THAT IMPORTANT” WHEN THE INTERVIEWER ASKED LIAM ABOOT WHAT THEY LOOK FOR IN FEMALES BECAUSE LIAM (WHO I THINK IS ALSO SECRETLY GAY TOO) SAID MUST BE FEMALE BUT I THINK THAT WAS A COVERUP BECAUSE LIAM IS GAY TOO. OKAY (2) HE SAID “DONT KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT” ABOUT SEX WITH GUYS TO NIALL (WHOM, SORRY PEOPLE. HE’S DEFINITELY GAY TOO BUT NOT WITH ANYONE ELSE IN THE BAND OR ANYTHING). BUT YEA, HARRY DEFINITELY IS GAY BECAUSE HE WOULDNT “KNOCK IT TILL HE TRIED IT” WITH….A MAN? LOUIS FOR EXAMPLE. OKAY OKAY I KNOW I DONT NEED TO GO ON, BUT ILL GIVE YOU EVEN MORE EVIDENCE THAT HARRY IS GAY. (5) HARRY FLIRTS WITH OLDER MEN ON STAGE. LIKE STRAIGHT FLIRTING, MORE THAN HE EVER DID WITH GIRLS. (7) HE HOLDS RAINBOW FLAGS UP DURING SAID CONCERTS AND TALKS ABOUT HOW LOVE IS LOVE. BOYS DONT NORMALLY DO THAT UNLESS THEYRE GAY, THEMSELVES. (8) HARRY HAS ONLY BEEN IN A “RELATIONSHIP” WITH “TAYLOR SWIFT” BECAUSE “PUBLICITY” WHEN WE ALL KNOW LOUIS AND HARRY WERE BUMPING UGLIES THE ENTIRE TIME. (9) LOUIS’ BABY PHOTOS ARE OBVIOUSLY FAKE. SO WHAT IS HE TRYING TO HIDE? COULD IT BE PERHAPS THAT HARRY IS GAY AND BY EXTENSION COVERING UP THEIR ELICIT AFFAIR? (10) I JUST WNATED TO MAKE THIS AN EVEN TEN SO IM GONNA ROUND IT OUT BY SAYING HARRY IS GAY AND LARRY IS REAL AND THAT THE END IS NIGH… HAHAHAHA IM JUST PLAYING. BUT SERIOUSLY…THE END OF BABYGATE AND LARRY COVERUP IS ALMOST HERE. FOLLOW ME ON TUMBLR PLEASE.

    2. what says: Reply

      Considering how many babes he’s had…there was Taylor and um….er…gee…can’t seem to think of anyone else he ever confirmed being with…hmmm…almost as if that’s a complete fabrication…

      1. Gigi says: Reply

        Seriously? Taylor’s the only one you can think of? Early on, there was Caroline Flack, Lucy Horobin, Emily Ostily, later we had tons of groupie stories, and then Kendall, which was reignited this last January on a yacht. Then the stewardess story. Sorry, Harry’s interest in girls is not fabricated. You’re kidding yourself.

        1. what says: Reply

          Out of all of those, literally only Flack was “confirmed” by Harry himself (and Caroline). He confirmed they split up. She spoke vaguely about how her gross affair with him when he was 17 and she was 32 was “fine” because “no one got hurt”. That’s IT. He’s never once said a word about all the other numerous women the *media* has said he hooked up with. Everything else is people telling you what to believe of him. Seriously, go find quotes of him confirming his girlfriends, sharing pics on social media, being seen out and about with them on dates/kissing/showing affection, I dare you. Doesn’t exist. It’s all bullshit to create an image. Men admire men who “get” sex (and lets be real some women do too), it makes him seem cool and admirable if he’s seen to be “getting” hot Hollywood women. It lessens One Direction’s “stigma” in about the most sexist, degrading way possible. “That boy band is for dumbass 12 year old girls but, man, that Harry Styles is drowning in pussy!” Why make womanizing the most publicised aspect of a (then) teen star aimed at supposedly 12 year old girls? Wouldn’t a boy band team try to stifle that kind of thing? Meanwhile, I bet you didn’t know Niall’s confirmed to have dated Ellie Goulding and Selena Gomez, and writes songs like Temporary Fix (all about casual sex), yet somehow his promiscuity stays out of the media spotlight. Wonder why….??? Then you’ve got all of Harry’s self penned songs being about deep love, committed relationships and not being allowed to be with someone in the way you want to…just sayin…

        2. what says: Reply

          Also I’m screaming at you believing that stewardess story from THE SUN. You realise the guy who wrote that worked for News of the World? AKA the bullshit tabloid that got shut down for hacking a dead girl’s phone just for stories? Yes I’m sure Harry told the pinnacle of journalism all about his bedroom activities…

    3. B says: Reply

      I agree w/ Petra.

      1. Anon says: Reply

        Harry also was with Paige Reiffler, Kara Marshall, Alison Mossheart, Kimberly Stewart, Cara Delavigne, a bunch of VS wannabes, and those are the ones we know about. He has been with so many women, it must be true that he fancies himself a Mick Jagger wannabe.

        1. what says: Reply

          Cara Delevingne isn’t even straight LMFAO.

          Provide actual confirmation of any of these relationships. I’ll wait.

          1. He's Gay, Petra says:

            Literally all of these ‘relationships’ with females – most with only hanging out type of pics and short on actual fact – come fresh from The Sun, One Direction’s PR mouthpiece.

            Harry Styles has consistently played to 2 audiences – the first his official straight fangirl Mrs Harry Styles audience who believes what The Sun prints and his nod, wink audience on Twitter, etc, who all know he’s pushing his closet.

            Anyone that believe this Mick Jagger womaniser crap deserves to be He’s Gay Petra-ed for the rest of their days.

    4. larrie says: Reply

      Lol petra you’re all over tumblr now

    5. I says: Reply

      DUDE GAY AF

  2. A says: Reply

    He’s gay, Petra

    1. Cara says: Reply

      Keep telling yourself that. Did he turn you down?

      1. Marco says: Reply

        Please, he’s literally in the closet. Even a blind man can see it.

        1. Cara says: Reply

          Really? Maybe this man went blind from the Harry and Kendall pics from the yacht in January? Denial is a powerful need.

          1. what says:

            You do realise 99% of what Hollywood allows us to see is literally fake as all fucking hell? How are people still this naive?

  3. x says: Reply

    Louis didn’t buy that $10 million house. He’s living in Paul Mckenna’s house paying rent. You are probably confusing him with Liam.

    1. what says: Reply

      Why would he pay rent? He lives (or bases himself) in LA now so why not just buy a house? It’s not like he can’t afford it.

      1. M says: Reply

        You’ll have to ask Louis why. My guess is he doesn’t want to live in LA and hopes to take his son to England to live part of the year. Plus, always nice to suss out the neighborhood before plonking down $$$ for a house, if you can.

        1. what says: Reply

          He doesn’t even have joint custody, only visitations, why (and how) would he be aiming to take the kid to England when he’s not the primary parent, goes weeks without seeing the child or even being in LA, but literally bases himself in Los Angeles since the birth??? That’s completely nonsensical.

  4. . says: Reply

    Whether Harry lives there or someone else, I´m hella jealous of them.
    On the other hand, I would probably not waste millions of dollars for such a house.

  5. what says: Reply

    Sorry, but what are you doing calling a mostly young female fanbase crazy? Who do you think you are, exactly? Yes, every celebrity has stalkers, but if you honestly felt the need to “deny” that Harry is living with Louis, because so many fans believe that then…you can probably safely say we’re not the types to dream about “proclaiming boundless love and endless devotion” to Harry…right??

    Also, why the need to reinforce his heterosexuality in an article about a house? Can I not read one article with the words “Harry Styles”, without having to read the publication’s deepest thoughts about the current living arrangements of his penis? Surprise surprise, I’m a One Direction fan who doesn’t give a shit and has no desire to sleep with him. I was actually interested in reading how Hollywood real estate works, that aspect of the article was great because I’ve never been able to comprehend owning that much cash and how celebrities move from house to house so often. But then I get hit over the head with Harry Styles wang, so to speak. Just in case my brain wasn’t steadily preoccupied by “HARRY STYLES IS A WOMANIZING MAN SLUT” for 2 seconds.

    I’ll never understand grown ass adults promoting his supposed womanizing to a young female fanbase like it’s at all glamourous, fun or desirable. And I’m not even going to try to understand why this article brought up Harry’s sexuality in an examination of real estate! What the actual fuck are you even doing?

    1. Kris says: Reply

      alright, calm down sweetie. yolanda is only bringing up louis because she knows that the larries are all up on this website and it brings revenue. And she never once reinforced his heterosexuality…? all she did was say that he is not living with louis, simple as that. just take a deep breath and drink some water. go outside. eat some bread and take an advil for that headache you just gave yourself.

      1. Marco says: Reply

        Harry’s new house is so close to Louis’ rental house. And he bought it in January at the same time Louis started renting Paul McKennas house. INTERESTING.

        1. EM says: Reply

          It’s even closer to Kendall! lmao INTERESTING!

          1. what says:

            Funny how you people can keep up with “Hendall” when it suits you but somehow missed her saying she hasn’t had a boyfriend in two years, in an interview just two weeks ago?

          2. eve says:

            hendall is as fake as nicki’ ass 😂

      2. what says: Reply

        How is saying “it’s a bachelor pad” twice not reinforcing heterosexuality? Why the fuck does anyone need to know he doesn’t live with Louis anyway? Who actually literally cares if he lives with Louis in the year 2016? Why does this still need to be reinforced? Nobody cares. Literally no one. You could ask someone on the street and they’d go “Do you really think I fucking care about a boy band?”. If you’re that mad at “larries” giving a site hits, I think you need to take a deep breath. Nothing’s going to happen if people think someone might be gay, the world will keep spinning. It’s not an insult to be gay or bisexual or to be a boy and like boys. People need to stop acting like its a huge offence to wonder if someone might be gay, but its totally fine to act like Harry supposedly being a promiscuous womanizer since he was sixteen is in any way desirable, fun and normal.

        And also stop bringing up needless mentions of sexuality in otherwise cool articles about real estate.

  6. Ivy says: Reply

    Don’t suppose we could have an address to send fan mail?

  7. S says: Reply

    Louis is never seen at Paul’s rental, so she is NOT confusing him with Liam. Liam doesn’t have a house in LA because he’s never there. Louis has been living in LA for more than 6 months.

    1. Anna says: Reply

      Hi S,
      What are you talking about? Louis has been seen more than once at that house. 2 of his selfies were taken from the master bedroom. His picture with Doris & Earnest on that couch was from that house. Jay his mother posted a picture from that house. Lottie his sister snapchatted from that house. Danielle has posted numerous pictures from that house. When her Facebook pictures were leaked by trolls, there were pictures of Louis & Danielle at that house. Heck even stalker fans have stayed close to his driveway of that house. Yes Louis is renting that house but we don’t know if it’s because he is looking for something else or has plans on buying that current house.

      Liam has a house in L.A., fans have seen him in the area. Dan Wooton himself back in April said that Liam bought a home in Calabasas and that is where him & Cheryl were staying when they were there in April. If you go on Tumblr there are masterposts which show Liam at that house whenever he was in L.A.

  8. f-a says: Reply

    dear Petra
    your prediction is wrong ,he is gay so let me help you to correct your sentence
    (Good location with a major view. I foresee many lads or men in his future.)

    1. l says: Reply

      cant believe people like you still exist

      1. what says: Reply

        LGBT people?

  9. Anna says: Reply

    Hello! I really think you are wrong about Louis buying that 10 million Calabasas mansion. Are you sure you are not confusing Louis wih Liam? Numerous times, tabloids have mistook one for the other. Louis currently lives with his girlfriend Danielle in Paul McKenna’s house. He has taken pictures from that place. Danielle his girlfriend has also taken pictures from Paul’s house. His sister has snapchatted from that house and there is even a picture of Louis with his youngest siblings from that home. Why would he be renting that place and staying there when he has a 10 million mansion with guesthouses? Is that calabasas home being renovated? I don’t think so.

    Liam is the one that has been seen in the mansion. There are pictures from him in that house as well as a couple of videos. Some fans even saw him in that area. That mansion is way more Liam’s style compared to Louis’. Especially if you look at Liam’s UK home. The news had also reported that Liam had bought a house in Calabasas. https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/1120934/cheryl-moves-into-liams-los-angeles-mansion-after-just-5-months-together/

    If it’s about the legal documents, the only thing I remember being said was that it had the initial L of the band member and their accountant’s name. Liam & Louis have the same initial for the first name.

    Anyway, I think you should really redo your research on that Calabasas mansion

    1. S says: Reply

      You do realize the Sun is completely & totally full of sh**? If you read it there it’s a lie given to Dan Wattpad to promote the latest “Louis & Harry are straight & hate each other & are 5000% not living together!!!” narrative. Please don’t be so naive

      1. Celine says: Reply

        You don’t need to rely on the Sun. Liam’s own instagram and Louis’ sisters instagram are all the proof you need. Naive? Naive is believing Larries on twitter and tumblr. Naive is thinking a look that’s been slowed down in a youtube video is love. Naive is thinking that Louis and Harry were intimate based on carefully edited videos that don’t show the rest of the band. Naive is staying in the Larrie bubble and not realizing that Harry and Louis acted the same way around the other boys as they did between themselves. Naive? Naive is denying Louis fathered a son.

        1. what says: Reply

          LMAO did you just fucking say a celebrities highly controlled social media is “all the proof you need”? Even ADELE doesn’t have full control of her social media. She has to go through TWO managers just to tweet, and you think the One Direction dudes are out here just freely tweeting whatever shit they want? If you saw the leaked emails from Sony last year, they nearly had a fit because Louis tweeted about Captain America in 2013, which went in direct opposition to 1Ds demographic and 1Ds concert film, which was in cinemas at the time. If a “Wow I liked this movie!” tweet was enough to get SONY panicking, do you really think their social media accounts are organic? Of course they’re not. They are tailor made, custom designed promotional marketing tools for their record label to further exploit their fanbase with.

  10. Eyescratcher says: Reply

    Oh Lord! The cockroaches (larries) found have come out of their holes. I’m upset Harry sold his old place at a loss. I wonder why he did that especially after renovating it.

  11. LH says: Reply

    ROFL at the DESPERATE and DELUSIONAL twits who have the FANTASY that Harry is straight. Harry is GAY. He has alluded to it NUMEROUS times. His only *relationship* has been with Taylor Swift, the worlds biggest BEARD. Check your facts before you say things like a total IDIOT.

    1. M says: Reply

      Harry has never alluded to being gay. He HAS shown his support for LGBT+ and it doesn’t freak him out to be thought gay. Several of his best mates, Nick Grimshaw, Matt Irwin (rip) are gay. But support doesn’t define orientation. There’s lots of possibliities, bi, pan, etc. but for some reason some fans need to believe he is 100% ONLY attracted to men, which, we’ve seen from his relationships, is not true. He could be attracted to men, of course, but he is most definitely attracted to women as well.

      1. k says: Reply

        Yes.

      2. what says: Reply

        If it’s just support, why has it always been different to the minimal support the other guys have shown? Niall showed support for the pro-equality referendum in Ireland. Beyond that, none of the other guys showed public support. Liam responded to gay rumours with vitriol and Harry issued one denial about being bisexual, and has since dodged all other rumours. In 2014, when asked “What do you like in a girl” (that classic hetero reinforcing nugget!), Liam answered “Female’s a good start” but Harry answered “Not that important”. Certain people will brush it off as a joke but those people don’t know what it’s like to have to come out. They have never experienced mostly knowing who you are but not quite knowing how to word it. They aren’t in his head. Neither am I, but having said those exact words about gender in my first ever coming out as bi, I can’t say it didn’t sound awfully familiar (as was his body language before during and after he said that).

        If it’s just support, why didn’t any of the other guys run around with rainbow flags during last years tour? Harry must’ve run with 10+ flags while none of the others so much as looked at one. Why was Harry the only one who said over and over “We celebrate love, love is love, we accept all kinds of love”. Why’s it always different for him and why is he LOUD where the others are noticeably silent?

  12. Here to annoy you says: Reply

    He’s gay Petra

  13. D A M A R I S says: Reply

    Does it really matter if he’s gay or not? We’re his fans and we’ll support him whether or not he is.

    1. Monica Anderson says: Reply

      I agree completely. If you love them, you love them no matter what!!!!!

    2. what says: Reply

      To homophobic people, it matters. It scares them that a man can be desired without having women as sexual conquests.

  14. lolr says: Reply

    Can you delete this article? Or at least the pic with the Google map version? It’s incredibly rude and invasive and disrespectful. You’re going to have a bunch of girls showing up now.

  15. Latrice says: Reply

    Thanks Yolanda for letting everyone know that louis and harry do not live together. You forgot to mention their orientation, but let me do that for you: they are both very straight, they are absolutely not gay, and specially they are not gay together, right? Gotcha! message sent. And Petra, darling, open your eyes.

  16. meh says: Reply

    Larrie’s are so fucking stupid. Harry may or may not be gay but the fact that he hasn’t had a real relationship since Taylor does not prove that he is! It only proves that he has shitty fans that harass anyone he looks at (Remeber Tom GC?) and he CAN’T date anyone. I haven’t seen any proof that hé s gay but I have seen the pics of him before and after becoming famous with lots of gorgeous women. Larries like to use his support of the LGBT community as a way to prove his sexuality. Why can’t he show his support and still be straight? OH I KNOW, because if he was straight he wouldn’t be in a top secret relationship with his bandmate. BUT remember how we discussed how he openly supports the gay community? Why would someone like that stay “in the closet”? PLOT TWIST! He WOULDN’T! He would be out and damn PROUD! It’s over Larrie’s. Time to accept it. Louis is in a committed relationship and has a beautiful son that will soon be a YEAR old.
    BTW, Yolanda. You said several times in this article that the quick sale was because he didn’t want people to know. How awesome of you to not only tell everyone this business that isn’t yours to tell but also post photos so his insane fans can find it. Congrats, you’re awesome.

    1. what says: Reply

      People say he hasn’t had a relationship since Taylor in relation to all the media reports of hookups with other celebs or models.

      Ask yourself why Harry’s “support” of LGBT+ community is so different to the other guys, who don’t really say or do anything?

      Nobody “stays” in the closet, that’s a fundamental misunderstanding of how showbiz closeting works. Showbiz closeting happens when the label thinks the artist’s sexuality will reduce their chances of selling big. They want girls to think Harry will fuck them because those girls will stay “loyal” to the 1D brand and buy their albums/merch, in the hopes of getting closer to him or being considered a superfan. This marketing scheme is as old as time. Exploiting people’s desire is the simplest trick in the world. But you can’t do that if the buyers know the artist is not actually attracted to their gender. You only need to look at a Troye Sivan video comments section to see tons of girls saying “I wish he wasn’t gay so he could be mine!”. Thankfully, Troye’s label didn’t care about this, but Harry is/was managed by someone who has managed/worked with closeted boybands before. Cowell managed Blue, an old boyband. One member, Duncan, was bi and used his friend Geri Halliwell as his beard/fake GF. She was happy to do so to protect him.

      There are so many stories of boy banders explaining exactly how and why they were closeted, it all comes down to money and making sure fans stay fans. Look up Jordan Knight, Lance Bass etc. Harry’s alleged womanizing was publicised so heavily to further fuel the idea that fans would quite easily be able to fuck him. Boy banders do not usually get marketed as womanizers but as ideal boyfriends. For Harry’s supposed promiscuity to be asked about in press interviews, means it was all specifically staged to create an image he is automatically associated with.

      1. Manu says: Reply

        that doesn’t make sense, since all those insane fans that bully him and Louis because of a gay relationship between them. If they were gay they would have full support from the fans. And media.
        And it’s disgusting to think his support is not genuine. He is a strait guy that support the LGBT community, nothing wrong or crazy about that.

  17. Jaden says: Reply

    Mrs. Styles ahahahahah😂😂😂😂
    Good job Haz.
    I’ll come and visit ya soon !
    With y/knoww

  18. Clemence says: Reply

    What’s wrong with you people? Harry’s sexuality is nobody’s business, and most of all, it doesn’t have anything to do with this property. Unless one of you is currently naked or in a state of semi-undress, waiting for him to return to you with a chilled bottom of champagne or the like, why don’t you concentrate on your own sex lives … or lack there of.

    Back to the house, I really loved the outdoor areas and the view from the master bedroom. Very nice.

  19. Whatup says: Reply

    Never mind the haters Yolanda! Keep up the good work. You just found us a house Harry owns within walking distance from Louis’ rental… So can’t wait for you to find us some more interesting info!

  20. Monica Anderson says: Reply

    Larry’s are always gonna deny them being straight even if there was 100 percent factual proof of it, just like they deny Freddie being Louis child even though he’s his mirror image. Even if they got a DNA test in their hands. They are gonna believe what they want to believe and no one or nothing can or will change that. I’m not a Larry shipper but do not deny the possibility of it, however if Louis and Harry ever were together, I don’t believe they are anymore. Truthfully, I believe Harry is bi. But his sexuality is no one’s business but his own. Simply put!

    1. what says: Reply

      The kid is six months old, no baby “looks like” anyone at that age, relax.

      Good thing Louis’s publicist actually confirmed to Gossip Cop that he felt no need to get a paternity test because he’s “sure” Briana was 100% not with anyone else in the month of conception, even though they were only together around two weeks…I’m so glad Louis made sure his publicist told this to the world. I’m not at all questioning why Louis would want anyone to know how stupid he is when it comes to unprotected sex with strangers, and with accidental pregnancies that result in him having to pay thousands in child support while only having limited access to his son. Sure.

      1. Em says: Reply

        You don’t see how much he looks like Louis because you don’t want to see it. He looks just like him!
        And we have no idea what their relationship was like. He trusts her, that’s all we need to know.

        1. what says: Reply

          Or you’re just seeing what you want to see. The kid just looks like a baby, cute and round.

          He trusts someone who allowed her family to bitch to The Sun in December about what a deadbeat dad he’s being? Who repeatedly allowed her family to like pictures on Instagram calling Louis a bad father? Who publicly called out his girlfriend on Twitter? Who keeps trying to come between he and his girlfriend? Who keeps asking for more child support but is unemployed? Who has been called a gold digger twice by his little sister? Are you stupid? He is a millionaire! This is how he LOSES everything, by being fucked over by a gold digger he “trusted”.

  21. Gold Dust says: Reply

    It’s amazing how quick some of you are to say that H has never alluded to being queer and that there is nothing to suggest that he is. You all obviously have no idea what it means to be in a closet, or how liberating soft coming outs are for us when they are all we can do from the closet, or how heteronormative it is to carry on with your ‘straight until proven otherwise’ mindsets, or for gods sakes how to take a freaking hint.
    I supposed saying ‘don’t knock it till you try it’ about sex with men, saying ‘never, never again’ to having crushes on girls, saying that having a partner be female is ‘not that important’, assuming that an interviewer is referring to anal sex when they ask you how your bum is, flirting with older men and calling them sexy into a microphone in a stadium of thousands of people, giving grand speeches about love equality during a concert in wake of a bandmates’ misguided and offensive commentary toward’s the queer community, encouraging people to raise their signs and flags of pride in order to do whatever makes them happiest and safest in the world, doning rainbow gay pride bracelects in public and private, waving gay pride flags proudly numerous times on tour for all to see, and uncomfortably avoiding contact conversation and questions about women you are thought to be involved with or who are clearly interested in you while being more than happy and comfortable to engage in conversation contact kissing touching hugging dancing on and answering questions about/ with men… I suppose these are all things that you all assume give no indication of a sexuality other then heterosexual, hm? That all of these things, in your minds, can be explained away and pushed aside in order for you to still insist that a man couldn’t possibly be anything other then striaght. I suppose these are all things that the many straight men in your lives do on a normal daily basis,and which raise 0 questions about their sexuality ever because all men are heterosexual until the exact words ‘I am gay’ come out of their mouths, no?

    Hate to break it to you sweetie, but that’s not how it works. And if you think it does, you need to walk a mile in a queer person’s shoes and learn how to turn the dial in yout brain that controls heteronormativity in thinking waaaayyy down, because right now you are projecting that toxic crap on to a lot of people. And no one deserves that, least of all someone as sweet and kind-hearted, not to mention as brave and as proud, as Harry Styles is.

    But anyway. He’s gay, Petra.

    1. M says: Reply

      It’s amazing how you assume that Harry is only attracted to men. It’s amazing how you talk of the assumption of heteronormativity and yet you assume he’s gay. Stop erasing bisexuality. Stop assuming there is only gay and straight. I never said he was straight. You clearly want your own experience to be represented by Harry. you’re projecting your own needs and issues onto him. None of what you list is actually proof he’s gay. “Assuming an interviewer is talking about an*l sex” – how in the world do you jump to that conclusion? I’ve seen that interview and that is completely YOUR assumption. Harry never says or does anything to indicate that, he just looks confused, that’s it. There’s no way you can know what he’s thinking. Rainbow bracelets, pride flags, supportive speeches, not proof. Do only gays support Pride Parades? No. Tell the friends and families of gays they don’t belong there. And not talking about women? Maybe he avoids those questions because he’s actually been in relationships with women and he knows how his fans harass them. Yes, until someone says “I’m gay” I am not going to assume their sexuality, nor should you. I haven’t assumed he’s straight, you shouldn’t assume he’s gay.

    2. Gold Dust says: Reply

      lol good on you to ignore my use of the term queer all throughout my post and assume that I think it’s only possible for him to be gay, despite that I said queer. The only time I said gay was the last line, which was clearly in refrecence to the ongoing cmoment of this whole comment section. if I meant to say he could only be gay the whole post, I would have said that. But I didnt, I specifically used the term queer and meant all of my evidence presented in relation to the term queer and his liking men, which I never said equated to homosexuality. Minus my jab at the end, I never said anything about him being 100% gay . But good on you for accusing me of bi and pan and queer erasure! Youd be completely wrong pal. Don’t ignore my words next time.

      Didn’t assume he’s gay. But we know he’s queer from everything he’s done and told us, and it’s pretty damn ignorant to ignore all of that. But you all can keep on doing that, keep on assuming his heterosexuality as a default. Because even if you say ‘you aren’t assuming he is striaght’ you continue to ignore the important things he says and does and claim them to mean nothing, and when you say ‘we don’t know for sure,’ in our society, that means default straight. And that’s gross.

      He deserves so much better. All queer people do.

    3. Manu says: Reply

      It’s amayzing that all he does makes you sure that he is not straight. He cannot be someone that supports the community. You are using Heteronomartive to assume he is gay because a Hetero person would never do what he does.

  22. Hendall forever says: Reply

    Now Harry and Kendall are only 2 miles apart. Hope they get back together soon!

    1. what says: Reply

      She said she hasn’t had a boyfriend in two years, Petra.

  23. Me says: Reply

    LOL Petra you are so desperate. It’s obvious that you don’t know his playful personality at ALL. The “Never, never again” was in conversation with two very young girls and he was obviously kidding. How does “Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it” prove he himself is gay? I have said that myself and I’m not gay! The “Not that important” has been thrown around for way too long now. He was OBVIOUSLY being sarcastic. You guys like to claim that he question was “Favorite traits you look for in a /partner/?” but the interviewer said, “Favorite traits you look for in a LADY”. When Liam says, “Female” Harry says, “Not that important” SARCASTICALLY because obviously a trait in a Lady would be that she’s female! He was mocking Liam. Flirting with men in the audience? Are you fucking kidding me? Please please show me where he was ever FLIRTING with a man and it wasn’t painfully obvious he was being playful? I can’t think of any, but I can think of plenty of times he was flirty with famale fans. I guess he was talking to a man when he, very flirtatiously, told a fan she was pretty and smiled like he he did?
    I love that in the minds of Larries anyone that supports the LGBT community or picks up a rainbow flag must be gay! Again, I do these things and I’m straight as they come. Harry is a precious man that loves and supports everyone and he does what he does to insure that his fans feel safe and loved during their shows. How dare you turn that around on him as proof of his own sexuality? Stop trying to force a sexuality on him! You love to turn everything into a “gay” thing and it’s ridiculous. Like him wearing a pink bow or bracelet.. I’ve seen Larries use that as proof when both times they were gifts from fans and he was just sweet enough to wear them! STOP THE BULLSHIT. IF HE WAS GAY HE WOULD HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM SAYING SO AND LIVING HIS LIFE THE WAY HE FUCKING WANTS TO. NO MAN THAT IS WILLING TO RUN AROUND WITH A RAINBOW FLAG IS GOING TO LET HIS MANAGEMENT OR ANYBODY EVER TELL HIM TO STAY IN THE CLOSET!! HE’S HARRY FUCKING STYLES, HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS. YOU GUYS NEED TO GET OFF THIS BULLSHIT AND LET HIM LIVE. STOP IGNORING THE FACT THAT HE AND KENDALL WERE OBVIOUSLY DATING OR AT LEAST SLEEPING TOGETHER, STOP IGNORING THE FACT THAT HE HASN’T SEEN LOUIS IN 8 MONTHS, STOP BEING PATHETIC AND PHOTOSHOPPING PICS OF HIM WITH LOUIS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE, STOP IGNORING THE FACT THAT HE /IS/ GOING SOLO /WITHOUT/ LOUIS! STOP IGNORING THE FACT THAT LOUIS /IS!!/ A FATHER. STOP IGNORING THE FACT THAT LOUIS GOES TO BED WITH A GORGEOUS /WOMAN/ AT NIGHT AND DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT HE DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU AND YOUR IGNORANT FUCKING FANTASIES! YOU GUYS HAVE ATTEMPTED TO CONTROL THEM FOR LONG ENOUGH! YOU HAVE RUINED THEIR FRIENDSHIP, YOU HAVE HARASSED THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES, HARRY DOESN’T EVEN BOTHER TO DATE ANYMORE PROBABLY BECAUSE HIS FANS TREAT HIS GIRLFRIENDS LIKE SHIT! IT’S DISGUSTING AND PATHETIC! THEY ARE SWEET, CARING, GIVING, LOVING, PRECIOUS MEN AND THEY DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER THAN WHAT THEIR “FANS” GIVE THEM!

    1. Not Petra says: Reply

      Easy there, don’t blow a gasket! It’s well known in LA that Harry is gay and he’s seen all over town with his boyfriend, the short one from his band. People don’t talk about it because 1.) they’re in the closet 2.) no one gives a crap and 3.) teeny bopper fans like you would implode which I think you’ve well demonstrated here. Stop defending him, it’s embarrassing.

      1. Cara says: Reply

        It’s well known in LA huh? How? How is there not ONE picture of them? Not one of them even in a restaurant? Or even in a car together? And how is it well known if Louis and Harry are barely on the same continent? Everyone has a cell phone, every waiter or bartender or housekeeper could sell this story and it has not happened. Paps live for this, TMZ exists for this, and it hasn’t happened. Maybe because it’s not happening.

      2. ME says: Reply

        LMFAO! You are DELUSIONAL! They have not been seen together for over 8 months and even when they were together (on stage, interview, times they were required to be together) they barely acted like they know each other. WHY? Because every time the dare glance in each others direction for more than a second the Larrie’s slow it down and make a video about how “in love” they are! lol Please, please, please give me ONE picture. ONE tiny piece of evidence that they have been seen together in LA at all since the hiatus started? You can’t because there is none. Harry as been filming a movie for several months in France, the Netherlands and the UK all while Louis has been in LA with his girlfriend and son or traveling to places not listed above. You guys are a fucking joke! lol

        1. Not Petra says: Reply

          LOL I talking about REAL LIFE not the social media fakery designed to keep you swooning and opening your wallets for the next concert, perfume, lunchbox or whatever. You do understand the entertainment business is a FACADE. These people have real lives out of the public eye and they’re not sharing those details with you guys that’s for sure. I suppose you think Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were once madly in love too. Keep buying all the fake story lines of your idols. They’re laughing all the way to the bank.

          1. Em says:

            LOL Okay. If you honestly believe two world famous musicians being in a relationship “semi-publicly” I suppose is not going to make national headlines you are more ignorant than I thought. TIME magazine (and about 200 other news sources) wrote about Harry’s HAIRCUT but you honestly believe something like this would stay a secret? Get the fuck out of here! lol!

          2. Not Petra says:

            This is in reply to EM. There’s no reply button on their most recent message. If you think Time magazine is going to OUT Harry Styles and his boyfriend against their will for a headline you are naïve indeed. Name one celebrity that has been outed by a news organization or by a housekeeper or a bartender. Ricky Martin? Clay Aiken? Ellen Page? Did they have headlines or sneaky photos released prior to their coming out OF THEIR OWN FREE WILL? Do you think all the closeted celebs (and there’s a boatload of them – it would probably make your head explode based on your understanding of the entertainment business) sit at home and don’t go out in their private life for fear of being outed all the time? Just because fan girls stalk Harry and invade his privacy so they can post their mug with him on social media doesn’t mean the general public, the media, or service industry employees are equally as disrespectful.
            The general public doesn’t care/doesn’t know them, the media are for-profit businesses that want to retain future access to Harry/the band. There are actually media outlets, including TMZ, that have formal no-outing polices. Service industry people just want to keep their jobs/also don’t care.
            The moral or the story is the reality presented to you by celebrities is not their real world. You as a fan would have no inkling what their real world is like. Nor are you entitled to know. But you should also not accept at face value the fantasy life presented to you for the purposes of profit. One Direction need better consumers because if they do come out of the closet fans will leave in droves. Not because they’re gay but because people won’t recover from all the deception.

          3. Em says:

            You just backed yourself into a corner with your own comment. Yes, their fangirls do stalk them (sadly) and THAT is why we would have pictures of them together. There are fans on the lookout for them 24/7 and a lot of these fans LIVE for the idea that they are in a relationship. Do you think the fans don’t live in LA? Do Louis and Harry walk around with some kind of force field surrounding them that only allows the most respectful people who will protect their privacy have access to them? LOL NO. If they were “seen all over town” together, as you claim, the internet would literally explode. (Harry’s haircut trended worldwide for DAYS, if a picture of L&H came out we would NEVER hear the end of it. Why? Because that’s all Larrie’s care about. They sit and photoshop Harry in pictures that they’ve cut Louis girlfriend out of and you think that they’re just out and about in LA and none of these crazy fans has ever noticed? lol Fans that literally flew from the US to France just because they MIGHT get to see Harry on set? Fans that waited outside his hotel at 4am according to castmates? Fans who’s seemingly SOLE purpose in life is to prove that these men are in a relationship? (That sounds extreme but trust me, they’re out there) LOL.. Excuse me but no, you are the naïve one here.

          4. Not Petra says:

            Harry’s boyfriend, the short one loooves glitter! Oh and go-go dancers. 😉 Enjoy your fantasy world!

        2. what says: Reply

          If they were so worried about larries, why did this happen in a November 2015 interview then?:

          http://45.media.tumblr.com/55539a2078b530063c0755c9612daf45/tumblr_nz22tewr9P1uyf5gno6_r1_250.gif
          http://images.twistmagazine.com/uploads/images/file/26550/louis-harry-laughing.gif?fit=crop&h=367&w=500

          Natural chemistry, understanding of in-jokes, mimicking body language, relaxed, calm laughter. Yeah, total enemies who avoid each other at all costs.

          Harry hasn’t been publicly seen with Louis, Niall or Liam since the hiatus began, so how is that evidence of anything? Or do you think he hates his entire band? Also Harry and Louis were in LA at the same time from January to May, both travelled to the UK right when the Brit Awards happened in February, both travelled BACK to LA around the same time (til May), and Harry went back to LA as soon as Europe filming was done in August.

    2. Gold Dust says: Reply

      you sure do like to blame this on larries and their craziness don’t you? Guess what? I’m not a larry. But I still refuse to ignore and be heteronormative about the ways that Harry acts bravely and proudly and openly about his queerness, or pretend like being in a closet and not being allowed to be out isnt a real thing when it is.

      1. ME says: Reply

        LOL Like I said, if he was gay he would say so. Your “proof” is bullshit.

        1. Lol stop says: Reply

          and your heteronormativity is bullshit but I guess

          1. Em says:

            You are an idiot.
            I AM GAY therefore, no, I do not believe that heterosexuality is the only sexuality there is lol
            I was forced in the closet by my Christian parents until I was 18 years old then forced out by a “friend” who I thought I could trust. If Harry is gay I don’t ever want him to feel the way I had to and THAT is the reason I defend him. If he was gay, he would fucking say so. There is no reason for him to deny it, especially since so many of his fans so desperately want him to be! WTF?

        2. what says: Reply

          Read this, it might help explain why celebrities don’t always come out: http://popbitch.com/home/2015/03/13/the-cost-of-the-closet/

  24. C says: Reply

    Exactly, why isn’t anyone talking about the fact that hendalls like 5 minutes away from eachother (I live in Hollywood)

    1. what says: Reply

      Because two weeks ago she said she hasn’t had a boyfriend in two years.

      1. Kaylie says: Reply

        Who said they were dating exclusively? But you’re really gonna claim there was nothing going on at all?
        * http://goo.gl/xiteI2
        * http://goo.gl/E4lQYR
        Yeah, I just casually lay on top of guys all the time, nbd.

        1. what says: Reply

          OK so if a few photos showing physical affection mean dating/hooking up then why does this mean nothing:
          https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gvpqsFEg1rc5scgo1_400.gif

          Or this: https://65.media.tumblr.com/119599c00d02dc496dac37eaaa6d4a21/tumblr_inline_mzm763waKb1rt2a43.gif

          Or this: http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2fjvgQczh1rtcsb8o1_500.gif (which btw the reporter said blew his mind and made him consider they might actually be a couple)

          Nah, that’s all just no homo boy play, isn’t it? They’re so homophobic and straight they just couldn’t stop pretending to kiss in early interviews, that’s definitely what straight guys do with men they don’t even like that much and would happily ditch at the first sign of fans liking the idea of them together. Totally.

  25. Grow up says: Reply

    Harry likes penis. Big effin deal! The way some of you talk it sounds like your life might end if he is gay. Which we all know he is.

    1. Em says: Reply

      How do you know? Did he tell you? Would it surprise you at all to find out that I AM GAY? Because I am. I am also very adamant about people NOT forcing a sexuality on someone or forcing them out of the closet because it happened to me! If Harry is gay, wonderful. But he has not said he is, EVER and whatever actions/words you guys want to use to pretend he is are not evidence! He has dated several women (until he realized his fans will never accept anyone he’s with and quit dating altogether- publicly anyway) If he’s gay I am obviously fine with that but until he says he is, stop stating it as if it is 100% fact!

      1. Em says: Reply

        ME/EM are both me, fyi.

      2. what says: Reply

        The only time a sexuality is forced on someone is in conversion therapy. Don’t fucking make light of that.

        1. Kaylie says: Reply

          “Fans” have been trying to convince the world that they are gay for years. They post it on every single thing they post on social media. They make manips like this: http://data.whicdn.com/images/228364100/large.jpg
          Which non-fans actually believe are real. If that isn’t forcing a sexuality on them it is in the very least trying to force a belief about their sexuality on the public and that’s still wrong.

          1. what says:

            Yeah maybe because since the 80s, gay members of boy bands were closeted horribly and fans don’t want that to ever happen again?? With the reasoning always being “the fans will abandon you”. These fans are saying “FUCK THAT, WE’RE RIGHT HERE”. Why does no one understand the “larries” happened in direct reaction to the obvious change in how Harry and Louis were allowed to publicly interact? We saw it, contrary to popular belief, we’re not actually stupid or mindless and if something fundamentally changes about a group dynamic, people are going to point it out.
            You can see here, Harry is being told by a handler while LIVE IN CONCERT that he has permission to shake Louis’s hand: http://67.media.tumblr.com/140c228948e6a7d5a5c77eb7c921d744/tumblr_inline_nbwou1xEG61qcgro6.gif (If you still can’t tell, a man sitting in the audience does a handshake motion and gestures for Harry to go ahead, Harry doesn’t know what to do so he stumbles a bit. There’s also footage on youtube of after this, Harry goes to shake Louis’s hand, and Louis keeps trying to avoid Harry).

            There’s also this: https://67.media.tumblr.com/03b7e130ad596a51da3173ab2cab632e/tumblr_inline_nv38gd43jc1twiuek_500.gif

            And let’s not forget Louis’s first hired girlfriend was supposedly introduced to him by Harry. Until a fan found out she actually went to uni and is good friends with the head of Modest Management’s son. Here she is affectionately hugging her pay cheque aww: http://65.media.tumblr.com/08add3750cf053c5e7bb7aad4c2a5315/tumblr_inline_ngno70dHDp1r6zd88.gif

            Tell me how any of this is okay?? Why should we ignore it? If fans want to serve a gigantic middle finger to 60 year old homophobic music industry suits, they can go right ahead IMO. Fuck letting them control young men’s behaviour to secure monetary gain and fuck letting them silence young open-minded women. I hope that fan art made their homophobic toes curl. Since, you know, they caused it.

      3. O R L Y says: Reply

        LMAO. You are clearly insane and should be committed. How do you go from saying “I have said that myself and I’m not gay!” in your first post to now saying “Would it surprise you at all to find out that I AM GAY? Because I am.”

        what a LOSER you are. You’re clearly a fucking batshit crazy female who can’t accept that Harry has no interest in you or your kind. No matter how much you deny or how much bullshit you type, he isn’t gonna stop loving men. SEEK HELP!

    2. Lol stop says: Reply

      Bless this comment.

  26. WW1DUA says: Reply

    Good God, every comment on here is as insufferable as that view of Sierra Towers.

  27. DD says: Reply

    One of the funniest comment threads I’ve read in a long time. Thanks for the laughs.

  28. Rabbi Hedda LaCasa says: Reply

    Hmmm, the driveway gate appears to be straight. However, the full length tie back curtains separating the lounging area from the pool are gay. Yet, the multi-tiered orchid collection adjacent to the TV-surmounted fireplace is definitely straight. And the round white chaises longues on the putting green are tres gay!

  29. Hersh says: Reply

    He’s gay, Petra. He’s also pregnant.

  30. Willian says: Reply

    He’s gay, Petra

  31. Jessica says: Reply

    He’s gay, Petra

  32. Not Petra says: Reply

    Really this whole gay thing is because immature girls can’t take the fact these boys won’t ever date them but some really pretty actress or a model instead and it hurts too much. People who themselves are gay would never force such an image on a celebrity, it’s all too serious issue to play with. Gay ships were alright when they were about fictional characters, but I think it’s borderline abusive to claim someone real to be gay unless that person comes out. I’ve got nothing against either of them potentially being gay, but as they are now, please stop and amuse yourselves with something less serious and let them live their lives without all these accusations. This campaign is so ugly.

    1. what says: Reply

      You wanna talk about forced images in relation to a band managed by Simon Cowell? Everything about 1D’s public image is forced, because that’s what Simon does and that’s why all his former clients leave him and hate his guts. Zayn specifically said he wasn’t even allowed to dye his hair or grow a beard but yeah sure Harry and Louis, be as gay as you want while we market you as teen girls boyfriends, that’ll work!

      1. Kaylie says: Reply

        I love that Zayn said that but he and Liam both had beards years ago. Take what he says with a large bag of salt, sweetie.
        And even if it did start off as Simon/management forcing them to keep it a secret, they are not under their management anymore. There is nothing keeping them from telling the world about their relationship now except the fact that there is no relationship.

        1. what says: Reply

          Oh yeah so because he grew a beard at one point that means he wasn’t ever controlled at all, totally, makes sense………

          They are not under Modest, that does not mean Cowell has no control of them as artists. They are both still signed to Syco Music right now so they are still clients of his and would be required to act as such until they officially cut ties.

        2. Sharon says: Reply

          Zayn also said that none of the boys were in relationships with each other, and that because of the Larries, Louis and Harry can’t even naturally put an arm around each other. Same interview I believe. Was that his forced mind control by Simon?

          1. What says:

            Why would Zayn even comment on that? Can you not see the agenda at play here? Zayn has no place leaving a band then commenting on their love lives, it’s a SET UP. Simon Cowell still largely orchestrates Zayn’s career, even down to deciding which label he left Syco Music for.

  33. In the know says: Reply

    Jesus this fandom is so embarrassing. You guys need to get a grip and stop obsessing over the sex lives of celebrities. It’s gross and invasive.

    Anyway, I see Yolanda took out the condescending “yes I said Louis’ house” nonsense. I can’t wait until she prints a retraction and acknowledges that it’s Liam’s house as we’ve been saying for weeks.

    1. Em says: Reply

      It’s so much more than “obsessing over their sex lives” It isn’t a “ship” anymore, it’s abuse. It has gone too far for too long but now it’s to the point where I actually worry about Harry and Louis safety. Some of thee fans are fucking crazy! They call them and harass them, send them abusive texts about their families, abuse their girlfriends online, WISHED DEATH upon Louis son! http://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/news/a58509/louis-tomlinson-baby-death-threat-fan-phone/
      I imagine these “fans” are probably part of the reason Harry wanted to keep his new home private (again, thanks Yolanda!) These people are literally insane. They don’t care about Louis or Harry, all they care about at this point is being right. They have invested so much of their lives in this fantasy that they can’t let it go. It’s so pathetic.

      1. what says: Reply

        Those were the stalker crews, who are paid and tipped off by management, then spit the dummy when they don’t get access to the band. Stalkers are almost always the “Harry will marry me one day!” types. You even see it on the 1D update accounts, they post things like “Hanson all married fans, so have hope!”, it’s literally hetero propaganda.

  34. It's Just Real Estate, Chill says: Reply

    Anyway….Nice house Harry.

  35. NewOne says: Reply

    HXSIP… HARRY XANDER SAINT IVES PLACE? THERE WERE BLIND SAYING THAT LAST YEAR THESE 2 WERE LOOKING FOR A HOUSE TOGETHER…

    1. new says: Reply

      YES!!!!!! u r right !!!! there were blinds about those 2 and that they r looking for a place together.

  36. SR says: Reply

    My theory: Larry was a thing but is no longer, probably happened between 2010-2012. He supports LGBT+ but is not gay if anything he is Bisexual considering he has been rumored with models and various celebrities. Even if he does mess around with guys who cares it’s his life. In the end though I believe he will marry a down to earth ‘normal’ girl who will give him a beautiful family that he’s always wanted and love him for him not because of his fame or fortune.

    1. lol says: Reply

      What a pointless comment.

  37. nah says: Reply

    that is, people find it more convenient to think he’s a bitch than a gay!!!
    very sad this, he himself has said how feel bad when they see this kind of thinking about it.
    whenever he is seen with a woman means he’s fucking her??
    thought shit.
    Harry is a good guy , he is loving, is kind .. as a person as he would use a woman as a sexual object ? Yeah , because that’s what people think when they say that is a womanizer.
    Harry is a good guy , he is loving, is kind .. as a person as he would use a woman as a sexual object ? Yes , because that’s what people think when they say that is a womanizer

  38. […] pics and stan fight over Harry's sexuality at source. Oh No They […]

  39. Caroline U KNO WHO says: Reply

    I don’t care if Harry’s straight or gay or whatever. He gave me an STD and can rot in hell.

    FUCK YOU, HARRY. AND FUCK YOUR FANCY HOUSE. I hope you choke on your money and all your fans will climb over the fence so they can take a shit in your garden. Fucking pay my medical bills you bitch!!!!!

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