A few short days ago, Yolanda blabbed about high-paid actor/budding tech investor Ashton Kutcher’s new $10 million beach house on Carpinteria’s prodigiously pricey Padaro Lane. We also chatted about Mr. Kutcher and wifey Mila Kunis’s $10 million main residence in a private, celeb-soaked community called Hidden Valley in the Beverly Hills Post Office neighborhood. At […]

Yes, kiddies. We know. Y’all are rolling your eyes right now. But keep in mind that we didn’t want to write about the Kardashians either. This story just sorta fell in our lap and we thought what the hell. We don’t care for them at all, but they have loads of money and drive lots […]

In case y’all didn’t know, fashion designer/TV personality/Ferrari-driving Kimora Lee Simmons is one tough and very rich cookie and she isn’t about to let little people problems like an international money-laundering scandal and an (allegedly!) failing fashion line stop her from living her very best life. To that end, she’s just slammed down a billionaire-worthy […]

Listen kiddies, we’ve got a bazillion things to do and these toenails are not going to paint themselves. So today, instead of being long-winded and slip-sliding into pointless digressions, we’re gonna keep it on the straight, narrow, and boring. We’ll be back to our usual eggheaded self shortly, promise. So here we go. Curb Your Enthusiasm actress […]

Oceanfront resort towns like Laguna Beach and Malibu have long been famous for their prototypical perfect SoCal weather, their gorgeous Pacific vistas, and their stunning (for California, at least) beaches. Not to mention their many famous residents and punishingly pricey real estate. But the somewhat secluded nature of both cities — both are accessible via […]

Over the weekend, Yolanda received a steamin’ hot tip from a fellow we’ll call Whore-atio Alger. Our Mr. Alger left us a cryptic message referencing a secret sale that involves a historic Bel Air estate and a very rich film producer. The tactical Mr. Anger did not reveal the address of the estate or the name […]

She may be the gal to whom The Chainsmokers’ Drew Taggart famously told “Baby pull me closer in the backseat of your Rover that I know you can’t afford … pull the sheets right off the corner of the mattress that you stole from your roommate back in Boulder“, but the real-life Halsey is a very wealthy […]

As y’all should already know, Yolanda and several other of our real estate gossip compadres recently discussed the record-shredding $85,000,000 purchase of David Geffen’s sprawling Malibu compound by Dodgers owner Mark Walter. A short while ago, while compiling information about the sale, Yolanda stumbled across something that we found a bit odd. The Malibu house, […]

Ever since David Geffen’s major-league Carbon Beach (or Billionaire’s Beach to you plebes) estate sold for a sanity-defying $85 million, rumors have run rampant about who the buyer could be. Yolanda first heard the new owner was a couple from Texas. Then came whispers it was a fellow from South America. Well, life is funny sometimes. As […]

We know everyone and their grandmother’s caretaker’s pet cat Rusty and his female feline friend Laquisha have written about this one already, but Yolanda just can’t resist dropping our quick and useless two cents on this unprecedented and quintessentially LA home purchase that involves a major-league celebrity and a big piece of Hollywood history. First, […]